Q: What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure
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Golden Gate Park, SF ~ There's a police officer ghost that roams Golden Gate Park. People will get pulled over and get speeding tickets by this guy, but when they go to file it through the courts they'll find out that the officer listed doesn't exist. He's been dead for many years. Anyway, the story goes that if a cop in the park is trailing you, you need to go outside of the park first before you pull over. And once you do, the ghost cop will disappear.
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The original "Monster Mash Song" by Bobby "Boris Picket (click)
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A very stylish teenage girl grew tired of spending hours carefully "ratting" (teasing) and spraying her hair to attain an extreme beehive do. She washed her hair in sugar-water, allowing it to harden in the style she wanted. At night, she carefully wrapped a towel around it and slept on a special half-pillow designed not to disturb the hair. One morning she failed to come down for breakfast. Her mother went to her room only to find her dead in bed. When the towel was removed from her head, it was discovered that she had been gnawed to death by rats.
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Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny!
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85 West 3rd Street-Manhattan
Horror-story maven Edgar Allan Poe spent eight months between 1845 and 1846 at this Greenwich Village address, churning out "The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar" as well as a bit of "The Raven. The house has since been demolished to make way for NYU dormitories, but the writer's presence seems to linger. A few people claim to have seen Poe's ghost climbing the banister, the only original part of the building that remains.
Horror-story maven Edgar Allan Poe spent eight months between 1845 and 1846 at this Greenwich Village address, churning out "The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar" as well as a bit of "The Raven. The house has since been demolished to make way for NYU dormitories, but the writer's presence seems to linger. A few people claim to have seen Poe's ghost climbing the banister, the only original part of the building that remains.
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Astronaut John Glenn's amazing Alien sighting story. Keep your eyes on Glenn as he gestures the description of what he saw:
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
